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[phosfate]

Thanks a whole bunch, George. What the hell are we supposed to do for a Governor now?

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[nitasee.livejournal.com]

*pssst* Now's your chance to vote for a Democrat govn'r.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

You only think you're funny.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Eh? My other suggestion to you is: Secede now!

[randomways.livejournal.com]

Wait. Y'all don't have a governor watching over your state right now? That means no rules, no curfew...

Kegger!

[pandoras-closet.livejournal.com]

WHOOO!

Wait a minute, I'm not anywhere near Nebraska.

Ah, who cares! *Parties*

[lavendertook.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you were in Nebraska. Does he get to appoint a replacement, or will a new election be held? I don't know what the process is.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I think Lt. Governor Wossname steps up. Sort of like Gerald Ford.

[lavendertook.livejournal.com]

OK. Maybe they'll give him knee pads then.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

In this weather? I think not.

[sarcasticchick.livejournal.com]

i have nothing better to do with my time.

*becomes gubbner*

wait, i suppose there's some process i'd have to go through.

and then there's the boring luncheons.

prolly get a good seat in a skybox for football games.

stupid ties.

stupider people wanting to be all conservative and shit.

i think i'll leave it to the lt. gubbner.

gubbner-lite? *cracks up*

oh gods i need to lay off the caffeine.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Ever since that Starbucks moved in, you've been completely out of control.

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

I hear John Ashcroft's got time on his hands...and there are a lot of ex-Missourians in Omaha right now...

JSM

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

For a brief second, I wondered if Airforce 1 had accidentally landed on your governer or if the motorcade got him, or something.

[ramalama.livejournal.com]

You can have our old one. He'll be available in a couple weeks.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Only if he's the gay adulterer involved in election fraud. We could use a little stirring up.