I am not making this up.

[phosfate]

Mom has taken to making buttered toast for the squirrels and flinging it into the yard.

That woman really, really needs a pet.

Comments

[hooverdam.livejournal.com]

Could she at least throw out some jelly, maybe a nice marmalade?

[coreopsis.livejournal.com]

hee! When I went off to college, my mother took to making gravy for my brother's dog.

[ymfaery]

...

At least she isn't making meals for Gollum. Which reminds me: where *is* Gollum now?

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

At least she's not feeding them chili powder, like my father.

[snacky]

Next thing you know, she'll be taming the squirrels and bringing them into the house just like my grandmother's crazy cousin started doing with the raccoons and she wonders why no one visits her any more. Get her a dog, stat.

[ramalama.livejournal.com]

She would get along great with my dad. Fattest damn squirrels you've ever seen.

[darqstar.livejournal.com]

Hm... and I never knew squirrels prefered their toast buttered.

She should try some peanut butter for variety. And then, you can have hour of amusment as you watch the squirrels try to get their mouths unglued.

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

Do squirrels like buttered toast?

[lavendertook.livejournal.com]

Or maybe she needs a Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack?