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[phosfate]

Donnie sent Mom three dozen roses in assorted colors, winning Mother's Day Ought-Five in the sort of rout you would see if the Cornhuskers took on the Yankton, SD, Peewee Football Parents. Fucker.

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[ex-londonso.livejournal.com]

my sister bought my mum a vintage chanel handbag.

instead i did this:
my mother: hello?
me: hi mum
my mother: do you have anything to say to me?
me: what
my mother: what's today?
me: happy birthday, mum!!!!!!!!

it was all downhill from there.

[randomways.livejournal.com]

The trick is to wait til Thursday and give her something like a nice pair of earrings. When questioned, say: "Unlike Donnie, I love you every day of the year and don't need a reason like Mother's Day just to be nice to you."

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmaybe, but you live with her and are friends. This automatically reverses the brother's score and sends your brother and the Peewee Football Parents off to grief counseling together, with the Chicago Bulls in tow.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

Bah! Bah, I say!