Never getting the hatch open or the empty dusty room is what appeals to my sense of Television Always Screws Us, but Puppy Bowl appeals to my sense of....well, puppies. And really, it would make about as much sense as anything else at this point. *g*
It would give them something to do: "You wanna go watch the Puppy Bowl again?" "Whatever."
Or Locke could get hooked on it and refuse to leave the bunker: "We need meat!" "Shut up. I'm watching thi--awwwwwwwwwww, look at him. Couldn't you just die?"
Well, considering there is already a plane load of heroin for Charlie to resume his addictions (and you know it's going to happen eventually), the Twinkie scenario seems to be the right one for Hurley.
Hurley: "Dude, Twinkies. Like millions of Twinkies. For free!" Sawyer (eyes glazing over): "And peeps, man. Peeps! I never was allowed to have them as a kid. I'm going to hoarde them all and only let Kate have them if she offers me a blowjob."
I would like a dusty room... but one with some sort of sign that someone was recently in there. I need for my shows to *just* not quite make sense. That way I can listen to my friends' wild theories.
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Date: 2005-05-11 04:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-11 04:37 pm (UTC)"You wanna go watch the Puppy Bowl again?"
"Whatever."
Or Locke could get hooked on it and refuse to leave the bunker:
"We need meat!"
"Shut up. I'm watching thi--awwwwwwwwwww, look at him. Couldn't you just die?"
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Date: 2005-05-11 10:00 pm (UTC)P.S. Urgh. I'm still mad that Sawyer, when he had his childhood demon/boar in the sights of the gun, didn't fire. Because, dude, FOOD ON THE HOOF.
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Date: 2005-05-11 04:44 pm (UTC)Also, I think Lady Schrapnell should be there too.
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Date: 2005-05-11 05:29 pm (UTC)Hurley: "Dude, Twinkies. Like millions of Twinkies. For free!"
Sawyer (eyes glazing over): "And peeps, man. Peeps! I never was allowed to have them as a kid. I'm going to hoarde them all and only let Kate have them if she offers me a blowjob."
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Date: 2005-05-11 10:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-05-11 05:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-05-11 07:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-11 10:01 pm (UTC)Then Steve would have an episode concerning his secret relationship with poor dead Scott.
I love my poor dead Scott.
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Date: 2005-05-15 03:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-11 07:57 pm (UTC)I would like a dusty room... but one with some sort of sign that someone was recently in there. I need for my shows to *just* not quite make sense. That way I can listen to my friends' wild theories.
It turns out L. Ron Hubbard was right after all.
Eeeeeek
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Date: 2005-05-11 09:59 pm (UTC)Then I realized it said Charlie and I did not laugh.
I platonically love my nerdy guitarist.
that thing is so fucking ugly
Date: 2005-05-12 04:17 am (UTC)