hey jackie! do you collect anything?
Sep. 28th, 2001 05:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
phosfateFeh. Home for 24+ hours with evil crampage. Long story short: I hate you.
Decided that physical pain can, on occasion, help sweat out some of the spiritual pain, and just sorta went with it. If I lived in England I could just give somebody ten bucks to spank me, but they kind of frown on that around here, so I just dosed up on ibuprofin. This led to my accidentally washing my hair with Tangerine and Wheat Grass Bubble Bath this afternoon. It wasn't pretty.
Must not punch Mom in the mouth. Convenience is not an excuse. She has done no harm to anyone.
Decided that physical pain can, on occasion, help sweat out some of the spiritual pain, and just sorta went with it. If I lived in England I could just give somebody ten bucks to spank me, but they kind of frown on that around here, so I just dosed up on ibuprofin. This led to my accidentally washing my hair with Tangerine and Wheat Grass Bubble Bath this afternoon. It wasn't pretty.
Must not punch Mom in the mouth. Convenience is not an excuse. She has done no harm to anyone.
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Date: 2001-09-28 06:09 pm (UTC)*sniff*
Your hair... it smells so wheaty.
Puppy says, "Why the hell aren't you playing with me, bitch?" Bitch is, of course, a term of endearment in her vocabulary.
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Date: 2001-09-28 07:27 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2001-09-29 10:17 am (UTC)I'm hurt.
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Date: 2001-09-29 07:58 pm (UTC)