He's dead, Jim -- you grab his goggles, I'll get his wallet.

[phosfate]

[Poll #524537]

Comments

[hooverdam.livejournal.com]

I test drove a green Beetle. Hated it, the interior was all wrong.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

DON'T MOCK MY GRIEF, YOU HOOR!

[finabair.livejournal.com]

VW? DUMBUG!!!

[randomways.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Whatever.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Spectre? No. But something much like him? Yes.

I bought the dollar comic.

It was all:
Booster: Hey, what's that blue glowing thingy?
Beetle: Oh, it was something my mentor had, all magic and shit. I don't know why it's been glowing lately, it's really not any sort of foreshadowing whatsoever.
Maxwell: KILL EVERYONE

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

ORACLE: I'm busy. Oh, and you've lost all your money.
J'ONN: Go away.
WW: Busy now.
BATMAN: I'm busy.
SUPERMAN AND GL: Gotta go!

THE QUESTION: Y'know, if y'all had just asked me, I could've laid the whole thing out for you. But you didn't. You didn't even put me in this comic. I can't offer to help, because that would let any potential traitors know that I know something. In fact, I can't even let myself know whether I know anything. Because anyone could be a traitor, even me! EVEN ME! *blows up Earth, just to be sure*

[ymfaery]

...

So dead heroes don't stay dead in DC Comics either?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Nope. But they get HUGE funerals.