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Dear Snoop Dogg:

You have the worst golf swing of any human being, ever. Presidents could beat you at golf, and they would not have to cheat.

Amazed,

Ann

Comments

[ashenmote.livejournal.com]

But I think he managed to hit a bad guy with a golf club in the Starsky & Hutch movie. Not sure how many takes it needed though.

[claudiall.livejournal.com]

You think presidents cheat at golf then?
...how do you even cheat at golf??

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

The President doesn't necessarily cheat as such...but nobody else wins.

(You can cheat at golf by mis-marking your score, by taking more mulligans than is proper, by shifting your ball when nobody's looking, etc. So I've heard.)

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

I would be happy enough if he'd just keep his mouth shut.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

For shizzle, Theodizzle.