The Google "[your name] needs" meme.
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phosfateAnn needs to find her inner-child and beat the chit out of her. Who raised this creature?
Ann needs to call her accountant because someone's been skimming her checks.
Ann Needs Your Help. Poor Ann.
Ann needs to get some Revlon's Cherries in the Snow, the ho's lipstick of choice.
Ann needs follow-up testing.
Ann needs more blue tablets to make the green dye.
Ann needs help to wash her left (non-affected) hand.
Ann needs to pass on her genes to the next generation of humanity.
Ann needs to check the chemical levels throughout the day as required by Health and Safety Legislation.
Ann needs to get happy before she gets happy! =:-O This is a paradox, so something must be wrong with the situation as described.
Ann needs to stop being a bitch.
Ann needs 1 pill from Brand A, 3 pills from Brand B, and 5 pills from Brand C.
Ann needs to come to grips with the death of her most prized colleague.
Ann needs to add "neanderthal" to the list.
Ann needs to decide if she is ready to have sex with James or not.
Ann needs a traumatic event in her back seat.
Ann needs to start eating some rubber chicken and set herself up with some free speaking gigs at places like the local Rotary, Elks, etc.
Ann needs to add the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM) to her WishList!
Ann needs some strategically placed syrup and a come-hither look…
Ann needs to call her accountant because someone's been skimming her checks.
Ann Needs Your Help. Poor Ann.
Ann needs to get some Revlon's Cherries in the Snow, the ho's lipstick of choice.
Ann needs follow-up testing.
Ann needs more blue tablets to make the green dye.
Ann needs help to wash her left (non-affected) hand.
Ann needs to pass on her genes to the next generation of humanity.
Ann needs to check the chemical levels throughout the day as required by Health and Safety Legislation.
Ann needs to get happy before she gets happy! =:-O This is a paradox, so something must be wrong with the situation as described.
Ann needs to stop being a bitch.
Ann needs 1 pill from Brand A, 3 pills from Brand B, and 5 pills from Brand C.
Ann needs to come to grips with the death of her most prized colleague.
Ann needs to add "neanderthal" to the list.
Ann needs to decide if she is ready to have sex with James or not.
Ann needs a traumatic event in her back seat.
Ann needs to start eating some rubber chicken and set herself up with some free speaking gigs at places like the local Rotary, Elks, etc.
Ann needs to add the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM) to her WishList!
Ann needs some strategically placed syrup and a come-hither look…
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Date: 2005-10-07 09:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-07 09:48 pm (UTC)You know the great thing? Roughly 75% of these quotes were written about Ann Coulter.
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Date: 2005-10-07 09:49 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-07 09:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-07 09:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-07 11:57 pm (UTC)*baffled*
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Date: 2005-10-10 03:14 pm (UTC)I couldn't agree more.
Ann needs to stop being a bitch.
Heaven forfend!
Let me know when you hit the Greenwood Moose Lodge.