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[phosfate]

Why, hello there, Uterine Lining Fairy!



WHERE'S MY GODDAMN QUARTER, YOU WHORE?

Comments

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

Aw, jeez. My sympathies. I can commiserate.

And, y'know, why *don't* we get a goddamned quarter every time?

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't it be two dollars by now? Adjusting for inflation and anguish, y'know.

[lavendertook.livejournal.com]

OMG! WE'RE NOT ONLY BORN 20 DAYS APART BUT OUR CYCLES ARE IN SYNCH!!!!! WE'RE LIKE MEANT TO BE F'LISTMATES!!! *passes you her bottle of ibuprophen--the good stuff*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank Christ! *dry chugs*

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Here, have my Mofotrin. I can't take it till the kid makes landfall.

Mmm, uterine lining dump. I almost can't wait.

[sorchar.livejournal.com]

You get quarters? All I ever get is pain and emotional distress. *envies*