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[Poll #607368]

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[telesilla.livejournal.com]

But only because Liam Neeson could totally kick Joaquin Phoenix's ass.

[ahli.livejournal.com]

Johnny because I love him. :(

[oulangi.livejournal.com]

Of course Johnny would win. However, if they were both incarcerated, then Johnny would SO be Abe-Lo's prison bitch.

[aprilkat.livejournal.com]

I know that Abe was known as a gritty backwoods brawler, but his REP was for fair play anyway. I don't think Johnny would have any compunctions about fighting dirty in such a situation...

Also, depends on the KIND of fight. Hmm, are weapons besides fists involve?. *ponders the importance of context*

[aprilkat.livejournal.com]

Whoops! That was a surprise to see Frodo when I commented, since I thought I was still on JF. (This is truthseeker...)

[finabair.livejournal.com]

Abe's had more time to study the competition and get pointers from Genghis Khan.

[bodhibird.livejournal.com]

And he has Surak backing him up, too.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Today, you win at life.

[bodhibird.livejournal.com]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

'Member, Johnny shot a man in Reno, JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE!

[randomways.livejournal.com]

Liar! Johnny would never do that. Unlike vicious bastards like Kenny Rogers and Peter Seeger.

[ashenmote.livejournal.com]

Lincoln has some advantage in so far as he commands a bigger army, but Johnny Cash is just too badass for him.

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

Abe's got the hat. It would totally block any punches from Johnny via its forcefield.

[teapotgirl.livejournal.com]

Skinny guys will fight until they're hamburger but you know Johnny would fight dirty.

[angelwolf24.livejournal.com]

I have to say Johnny all the way.

[amilyn.livejournal.com]

Lincoln was an AMAZING wrestler.

[priscellie.livejournal.com]

Abe's got reach.

[ymfaery]

No ticky box? :(

I said Johnny because he wears denim and has a guitar. Just like Jiro.

[darthtall.livejournal.com]

Johnny Cash could totally cut a bitch.

[a-hollow-year.livejournal.com]

I cannot believe I just spent a full minute seriously thinking about this. My day is so awesome already that I should just go back to bed before something ruins it.

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

Advantage to pissed-off zombie Abe in two out of three rounds!