your headline of the day.

[phosfate]

"Women May Enjoy Humor More, if It's Funny"



Because we don't like humor that sucks.

Comments

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Word.

[angelwolf24.livejournal.com]

So very true. :p

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Whereas men will laugh at anything no matter how bad - which explains the continued careers of Jim Carey, Rob Schneider and Adam Sandler.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Actually Carrey has more range than stupid and bad: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Liar Liar, and Doing time on Maple Drive [in reverse chronological order].

Adam Sandler's Punch Drunk Love is supposedly more intelligent than stupid and bad. But other than 50 First Dates, I hate him too much to even consdier it.

Rob Schneider? DOOMED.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Rob Schneider beaten to death with a softball bat? HILARIOUS!

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Can we roll it in glue first, and then roll it in rusty nails and broken glass afterward before we start with the hitting?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Me too! But my I suggest get really long nails and hammer them through the bat rather than gluing. They'll stay on better.

Why, yes, I have given it some thought.

[pandoras-closet.livejournal.com]

*Snort* Two words: Chainsaw Enema.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know that, but after the gawdawful films they've made, it's a wonder they were allowed to make anything else. That's why I said "continued careers".

Rob Schneider? Makes my flesh crawl. And not in a good way.

[randomways.livejournal.com]

Explain "Cathy." Go ahead, I dare you.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Why? It sucks.

[randomways.livejournal.com]

Oh. But I was making...a point or something.

Besides, if she sucked, I think her relationships would go much, much better.

[ymfaery]

When did she get married?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I dunno. Mr Google could probably tell you.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Um, it was written by a man pretending to be a woman who thinks this is female humour?

[a-hollow-year.livejournal.com]

Haha, seriously? I feel better about the universe already.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Sadly, no. It's by a woman who isn't very funny and draws badly.

Garfield, on the other hand, is by a man who can afford to hire a lot of other people who aren't very funny and draw badly.

[randomways.livejournal.com]

So Cathy is the Norman Bates of the comics pages?

That explains so much. Including all the blood.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

If only. I'd like it to be true because that's the only explanation I can come up with for something so painfully un-funny. It's supposedly created by a woman, but I wonder....

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Nah. She was on 60 Minutes once. She drew badly for the camera.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

60 Minutes? There is no shame.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

The same people who brought us the segment on how wonderful Sun City was. Yup.

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Breaking....

"Many women like puppies, if adorable."