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[phosfate]

Dear Cthulu:

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In October, I stopped hakamiah from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). Yesterday, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon bnh (65 points). In August, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In July, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In November, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In December, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points).

In short, I have been very good (295 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
annlarimer

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[bentleywg.livejournal.com]

and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors

P.S. If not, then how about some slippers (http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=TYV12021#LargeImage)?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

HE'S EATING MY FOOT!

[ymfaery]

Get the vorpal bunny slippers. They can eat someone else's feet.