I'd like spam from crazy people, please miss!

[phosfate]

Ooooooo, I got mail!

FROM: slefay@************.com

Dear friend,

You are receiving this missive because at some time in your life you
have expressed the desire to know magic. Real magic, to bend the
universe to your will, to hold fire in the palm of your hand.
And I can help you.

www.************.com is a new website, giving you access to all the
secrets of the mystic realms

For nine centuries, in secrecy and silence, these mystical arts were
handed down to the daughters and sons of the ancient family Le Fay. As
the magic in the world dwindled near to death, this potent flame was
kept alive in the encroaching night of the spirit. Now in the dawning of the twenty-first century, before the tide of the ever-increasing technological wonders which boggle the mind and elude the soul, I, Simon Mordred Le Fay, have decided to end my families age old silence and secrecy.

Herein you will find the methods and madness of which the arts of my
forebears consists. This is not a fantasy story, this is not new age
spiritualism. This is not the realm of Harry Potter or his ilk.

The Arcane Academy is a real endeavor to bring back to this modern world
the arts which were once so much feared, admired and sought after in
times that have passed now into legend. The enchantments and practices
that can be found here are nothing less than the wisdom and folly of
the magicians of old.

In order to progress to being able to view and learn more potent spells,
students will find it necessary to pass tests of their arcane knowledge.
This is needful in order to maintain both the safety and the worthiness
of our pupils.

Enrollment into the Arcane Academy is free; monetarily. You will however
find that magic exacts it's own price in body, mind and spirit. I beg
you, if you are looking for an afternoon's entertainment, look
elsewhere. The wonders taught here are no game, or if they are, they
bear much more resemblance to blood-sports of the time of their
practice.

Of course, you don’t have to join. You don’t even have to look. But will
your searching heart allow you to turn away? Or will you take just one
peek?

Simon M LeFay
Director of Studies
************


I'm gonna go with that second thing. Also the "report spam" button.

Comments

[oliveoyl.livejournal.com]

SIMON MORDRED LE FAY. *dies*

[ex-londonso.livejournal.com]

I WANNA GO.

SO UNFAIR.

[priscellie.livejournal.com]

Aww, I wanna drink the Kool-Aid, too!

[hooverdam.livejournal.com]

so wait, where does the nigerian widow fit into this?

[arien.livejournal.com]

He sounds like a guy who likes to draw spirals on his face with eyeliner. I wonder if he's single?

[kannaophelia.livejournal.com]

Oh go on, do it. And once you can bend the universe to your will, I have this wish list I'd like to pass on to you.

[metron-ariston.livejournal.com]

I... kind of want to visit the site now. It sounds like Alex Chiu-grade crack.

[ashenmote.livejournal.com]

Simon Mordred Le Fay?! He's back? Ooooh! I waited nine centuries for this moment.

[comment sent by mage apprentice in ashenmote's absence due to travel to stonehenge]

[ashenmote.livejournal.com]

I love that icon.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

how did your searching heart let you turn away, though?

that's the best thing i've read all day.

[ramalama.livejournal.com]

Blood-sports, Ann, blood-sports! How can you say no?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I'm certain that he is.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I believe she's this quarter's sacrifice.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I figure the universe is already plenty bent without my interference.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Dude, I've already got my hands full with Christmas! As it is, the freezer's filling up with little red bags.


_{fuckin' leftovers.}

[kannaophelia.livejournal.com]

No such thing as too much.