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phosfateOoooooo, I got mail!
FROM: slefay@************.com
Dear friend,
You are receiving this missive because at some time in your life you
have expressed the desire to know magic. Real magic, to bend the
universe to your will, to hold fire in the palm of your hand.
And I can help you.
www.************.com is a new website, giving you access to all the
secrets of the mystic realms
For nine centuries, in secrecy and silence, these mystical arts were
handed down to the daughters and sons of the ancient family Le Fay. As
the magic in the world dwindled near to death, this potent flame was
kept alive in the encroaching night of the spirit. Now in the dawning of the twenty-first century, before the tide of the ever-increasing technological wonders which boggle the mind and elude the soul, I, Simon Mordred Le Fay, have decided to end my families age old silence and secrecy.
Herein you will find the methods and madness of which the arts of my
forebears consists. This is not a fantasy story, this is not new age
spiritualism. This is not the realm of Harry Potter or his ilk.
The Arcane Academy is a real endeavor to bring back to this modern world
the arts which were once so much feared, admired and sought after in
times that have passed now into legend. The enchantments and practices
that can be found here are nothing less than the wisdom and folly of
the magicians of old.
In order to progress to being able to view and learn more potent spells,
students will find it necessary to pass tests of their arcane knowledge.
This is needful in order to maintain both the safety and the worthiness
of our pupils.
Enrollment into the Arcane Academy is free; monetarily. You will however
find that magic exacts it's own price in body, mind and spirit. I beg
you, if you are looking for an afternoon's entertainment, look
elsewhere. The wonders taught here are no game, or if they are, they
bear much more resemblance to blood-sports of the time of their
practice.
Of course, you don’t have to join. You don’t even have to look. But will
your searching heart allow you to turn away? Or will you take just one
peek?
Simon M LeFay
Director of Studies
************
I'm gonna go with that second thing. Also the "report spam" button.
FROM: slefay@************.com
Dear friend,
You are receiving this missive because at some time in your life you
have expressed the desire to know magic. Real magic, to bend the
universe to your will, to hold fire in the palm of your hand.
And I can help you.
www.************.com is a new website, giving you access to all the
secrets of the mystic realms
For nine centuries, in secrecy and silence, these mystical arts were
handed down to the daughters and sons of the ancient family Le Fay. As
the magic in the world dwindled near to death, this potent flame was
kept alive in the encroaching night of the spirit. Now in the dawning of the twenty-first century, before the tide of the ever-increasing technological wonders which boggle the mind and elude the soul, I, Simon Mordred Le Fay, have decided to end my families age old silence and secrecy.
Herein you will find the methods and madness of which the arts of my
forebears consists. This is not a fantasy story, this is not new age
spiritualism. This is not the realm of Harry Potter or his ilk.
The Arcane Academy is a real endeavor to bring back to this modern world
the arts which were once so much feared, admired and sought after in
times that have passed now into legend. The enchantments and practices
that can be found here are nothing less than the wisdom and folly of
the magicians of old.
In order to progress to being able to view and learn more potent spells,
students will find it necessary to pass tests of their arcane knowledge.
This is needful in order to maintain both the safety and the worthiness
of our pupils.
Enrollment into the Arcane Academy is free; monetarily. You will however
find that magic exacts it's own price in body, mind and spirit. I beg
you, if you are looking for an afternoon's entertainment, look
elsewhere. The wonders taught here are no game, or if they are, they
bear much more resemblance to blood-sports of the time of their
practice.
Of course, you don’t have to join. You don’t even have to look. But will
your searching heart allow you to turn away? Or will you take just one
peek?
Simon M LeFay
Director of Studies
************
I'm gonna go with that second thing. Also the "report spam" button.
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