...then a hand poked out of the old well, and a horse committed suicide, and then it got weird.

[phosfate]

I just saw one of the maintenance crew leap into a black and empty elevator shaft.

Apparently he heard those of us who were in the lobby shrieking, because we heard a muffled, "'m okay!"

This'll be good, old-fashioned nightmare fodder.

Comments

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

That wasn't him, you know.

It was Rosalind Shays mimicing his voice. She's trying to lure you all in.

(Best fall Diana Muldaur ever took...)

JSM

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I made that same joke. Everybody just looked at me blankly.

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

But see, we remember that shit and we're sick-minded enough to use it.

JSM

[aldenmacrae.livejournal.com]

Did he leap on purpose? So confusing!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Near as I can guess, he was fixing something and had to access the bottom of the shaft.

Or, he's the world's most inept suicide.

[aldenmacrae.livejournal.com]

Goodness! I never knew maintenance staff were so enthusiastic and intrepid re: fixing things!

Life is full of surprises.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I suppose if I had a job that allowed me to jump down shafts, I'd be into it, too. Of course, my lasts words will be, "Hey! Watch this!"

[aldenmacrae.livejournal.com]

Hee! I am absolutely not daydreaming about a life of enthusiasm and leaping about in the inner workings of office-buildings.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I'd be obliged to use my spider-powers, of course.

[aldenmacrae.livejournal.com]

I would like you to know that I think it is *terribly* unfair of you not to have told me of these spider-powers until now.

And I thought I knew you! ~sniff~

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

No one knows me. I'm the wind, baby.

[finabair.livejournal.com]

That explains a LOT about what happened to my Qui-Gon action figure, you know.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*fnord*

[finabair.livejournal.com]

Your fnord is showing.

[randomways.livejournal.com]

These stories used to end with the phrase: "You're a real asshole when you're drunk, Superman."

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaaha!

AWESOME.