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[phosfate]

Big news here is that somebody won a hundred kajillion dollars off Powerball. Downtown is full of satellite trucks. Lottery Commission lobby is clogged with tripods, as is the Kwik-E-Mart that sold the ticket.

It's sort of like when Dick Cheney came to visit, but without the snipers.

Comments

[cybertardis.livejournal.com]

Fess up, chalcedony and I decided you were that big winner.

--sah

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Hear that honking outside your window? It's me in my limo. We're getting an early supper, and then doing something really outrageous, like...um...going to Tower Records!

I coulda done a lot with a bazillion dollars. I coulda bought socks.

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

You are a very silly person.

On the other hand, socka are good.

Damn -- here I'd been hoping our Ann had become fabulously wealthy.

[cybertardis.livejournal.com]

Fuck Tower Records, you're taking me to every Disney park on the planet. And that's just for starters.

--sah

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I thought that was understood.

Also, I want to go to that Asterix park where one of the carousel 'horses' is a bench inside Obelix' giant ass:

"Okay, Sharon, take my picture!"
"I...I can't see you! My God, you blend in perfectly, like a chameleon!"
"STABBY STAB!"

[amilyn.livejournal.com]

I. Love. You.

[silver-rabbit.livejournal.com]

I so, so, so hate the Powerball. (I have to sell the stupid tickets at my stupid job). Be sure to give the winner a kick in the shins for me. Actually, I guess I should be grateful to them for winning it and ending the hullabaloo...so I guess you should hug them for me. Or kick them in the shins and steal their giant check. I don't know, it's late and I'm easily confused.