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[phosfate]

Song dedicated to the plant in the next cube over:

Spider plant
Spider plant
Does whatever a spider can't

Can't spin webs
Just sits still
Doesn't crawl
Doesn't kill

Look out!
Don't drop the spider plant.

Comments

[swussian.livejournal.com]

Awesome!

[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

That made me laugh.

Gathers dust
Can't eat flies
Likes to pho-to-syn-the-size!

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

Aw, that's *good*. *envy*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

WIN!

[jume.livejournal.com]

Google has confirmed my suspicions that you are indeed speaking of an airplane plant.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Oui.

[bodhibird.livejournal.com]

*applauds*

I've got a small one I need to repot so I can take it to work with me. They purify bad air.

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

Dammit. Root beer on monitor now.

*wanders off humming shiny new earworm*

[versaphile.livejournal.com]

LOL! *hearts*

[ahli.livejournal.com]

I'm going to sing it to my spider plant. He lives in the bathroom with Elrond, Arwen, Aragorn and the Steve the Dog medallion.

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

I love it!

You silly person.

[almostnever.livejournal.com]

Wow, a full minute of laughter from 32 words. Genius.

[darkrosetiger.livejournal.com]

You just made my day.

[sorchar.livejournal.com]

*hearts*

[brother-beat.livejournal.com]

###this system digs your jive###

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

O_O

Okayyyyyyy.

Um, solid, baby. Groove with your space commander.

[brother-beat.livejournal.com]

###activate bummed-out-ness###this system observes that "command" does not swing###this sky eye is not cool with bossing###it is like cubical###square man squaresville###

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

No, daddeye-o, that was, like, a metaphor -- the space commander cat that grooves under your wig, baby. But, like, sorry your boss is a drag.

[brother-beat.livejournal.com]

###this cat is not yet hep to lingo of subject###this cat is upgrade of Brother BT Mk.1###created by Snapper Carr###mentored by Ding Dong Daddy Dowd###this cat knows no boss###like free and easy###the open roads of space and kerouac depths###the only cat there is this cat###

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Solid. *snaps fingers*

[brother-beat.livejournal.com]

###statusloc: ROAD=best place to find yourself###this cat digs the big sky###

[brother-eye.livejournal.com]

+++obtain a function+++

+++hippie+++

[dragonelf-2002.livejournal.com]

::Giggles::