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[phosfate]

Last night was accidentally electrocuted, fell off roof, and had to be driven to ER by non-English-speaking but incredibly kind neighbors.

I kid. I came home from work and took a nap.

Comments

[a-hollow-year.livejournal.com]

>:(

Tease.

[ginnytonnick.livejournal.com]

That icon always cracks me up.

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

I almost had a heart attack. Then I read the second sentence.

Shocked, shocked I am...not

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Aw, but thing of all the sensations you missed.

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

NAPS ARE DANGEROUS, WOMAN!!!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

No foolin! I fucked up my alarm clock and woke up 45 minutes late this morning.

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

Now, see, if you'd napped on the roof, you might have gotten hit by lightning and gained a super-power that would enable you to wake up at the optimum time for any occasion!

Never diss the roof. Now, get a ladder and scoot up there, young lady.

[jume.livejournal.com]

poor last night

[ymfaery]

Do you think we should do a whip-around* for the hospital bills?

*I actually am not sure I'm using this phrase right.

[snacky]

...you had me! >:-(

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

...at hello!

[moondog.livejournal.com]

You're my hero. :D

[respndines.livejournal.com]

The first part shocked me so much that the second part didn't get read until I was fully punk'd.