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[phosfate]

The whole book starts with someone going up to Jesus, and you will never guess who, not in a million. The mama! Who is called by the name of Mammon. I told Condi she was kidding but no. Mammon dies right off, and this guy doesn't even know which day it happened on, which is crazy. If my mom died, you can bet Dad'd be all over me about the thank-you notes, and you mean to say he'd let me get away with "Oh, Mom died today, or maybe it was yesterday, beats me"? Nuh-uh. It'd be "Mom died at 3:31 p.m. Tuesday morning, surrounded by loved ones, and thanks for the fruit basket." And "P.S. Jenna specially liked the tarts."

George W. Bush writes a book report on Albert Camus' The Stranger:

http://www.salon.com/books/feature/2006/08/15/bayard/

You'll probably have to watch an ad or something to access it. Totally worth it.

Comments

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

You know it's fake because Bush can't write complete sentences.

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

'Cause "The Stranger" was cool, and even though it was in French, it read just like English. I mean, every word was in English, which makes me wonder why folks even bother learning other languages.

*coffee snort*

[maajaml.livejournal.com]

*speaks to the Mighty Flavogg*

Just. Because.

Oh, and: har har har [/pirate]