your quote of the day.

[phosfate]

AVC: You also were an entertainer at a 7-year-old's birthday party at least once. Care to elaborate on that?

Conan O'Brien: It was horrible. Bombed. Completely bombed. Those kids were assholes. They didn't know quality when they saw it.

--The Onion A.V. Club interviews Conan O'Brien
http://www.avclub.com/content/node/52144