your headline of the day.

[phosfate]

England on brink of elimination

--CNN.com, via Gmail.com

Comments

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

Little bit of Ex-lax would solve that problem right away.

[birdsflying]

Should I hide under my desk? :eyes london out of office window:

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

Oh noes! I shall miss it, and its glittering tapestry of royal history and what-not.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

Well, they *have* been holding it in for a few thousand years...

I'd hate to see the size of the bog roll.