picspam: toys gone bad

[phosfate]

One of those millions of Superman variants, repainted to his regular colors but otherwise left untouched.

Comments

[cybertardis.livejournal.com]

Is he scratching his balls?

--sah

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I believe he is informing us that he has got our Kryptonite right there.

[ginnytonnick.livejournal.com]

Pass me the Desitin, these tights are chafing the crap outta me.

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

No, no, no. Can't you tell? He's got jock itch.

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

Why does Superman need to thumb for a ride? And, I dunno, The Man of Steel grabbing his nads is just kinda wrong.

[renne.livejournal.com]

What colours was he originally? O.o

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

I can't seem to focus on him. HulaGirl in the distant realms keeps catching my eye. I think I may be falling in love.

[ymfaery]

He looks like he should be on a surfboard.

Or maybe he's trying to sub for the Silver Surfer.