dude, wtf?!?

[phosfate]

Okay, now, don't worry. I'm okay. But -- I get out of the car this morning and some fucker comes up and fucking bites me. Right there in the parking garage. What. The. Hell. Security guy, surprisingly on the ball, came and tackled him. Then a couple of girls from Accounting. And a priest from the Catholic school up the block. And a Building Services guy. And a couple of college students. He was either crazy or they were really on his ass, because he started screaming and screaming. They forgot about me. Typical.

Anyway, it's raining, so I took the tunnel to Nurse Scooter's office in the basement. She called the cops and cleaned the thing and I'm supposed to go see Dr I'm in the Eleventh Grade Now in a couple hours for some shots and follow-up. At least since the whole thing was on-site, Workers Comp'll cover it.

Doesn't hurt much, but it was scary because of the surprise...ing...ness. It's gonna leave a bruise.

Teach me to fucking come in early. Shoulda used my brain.

This coffee is terrible. And why am I so hungry?

Denny says I can go home if I want, but I'm not sure I have the brains to drive right now.

Seriously, I'm starving. I'm'o go downstairs and see if they have muffins or something. Brain muffins. Bran.



http://myelvesaredifferent.blogspot.com/2007/05/blog-like-its-end-of-world-bliteotw.html

Comments

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

Thank god he didn't break the skin! Hopefully you'll feel less freaked out once you've had your (brain) muffin.

It's highly appropriate that your post and this post were right next to one another on my flist:

http://syndicated.livejournal.com/dinosaurcomics/140438.html

[hawkmoth.livejournal.com]

Jesus H. Christ, Frank! Stuff like that shouldn't happen in Nebraska!

Was it on the arm, your hand, what?

Christ, I want to hug you and squeeze you and make you some cookies.

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

SICK. Sicksicksick.

You had me goin' for a minute there. Because, seriously, this sounds like a day you'd have. *g*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

barindsbrids braids

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

*waves burning torch, brandishes gun*

It was nice knowin' ya.

*locks self in friend Kathy's impenetrable yet comfy bomb shelter, which she has been loading with vids, snacks and books for 30 years*

*carves a path through all the stuff*

*plops down on couch, puts feet up* Aaah. Nice.

[hawkmoth.livejournal.com]

I agree, and it was so convincing.

By the time I got to work, I was all "wait a minute!"

D'oh.

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

So glad to know I wasn't the only one. *g*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Eheheheheheheeeeee. I can just picture it.

[almostnever.livejournal.com]

Yikes, that's fucked up! Is there some kinda event or protest going on today that's bringing all the crazies out? Some guy's hanging around just down the hill from my apartment building, chasing stray cats. I guess I should call security.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

raaaaaibns

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

You...got bit?

Oh, God, Ann...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

brains brains brains brainsbbrainsesbrainsbrains

brainsbrains


raibsnbraibs



ajweuhipdsdfrsrerrraaaaaasel

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

Fucking hell! *hugs o'plenty* Go home, lady, clear your head a bit.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

brains?

[chalcedony.livejournal.com]

Oh dear lord, I'm a moron. I didn't get it until I read Jean's comment. ::hands head in shame::

Huh. I need a Shaun icon.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

brains?

[hawkmoth.livejournal.com]

You wanna sell me that beachfront property outside of Omaha now?

No brains for you!

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I didn't get it either at first. *g*

For God's sake, woman, get yourself to a safe place somewhere. Make sure you have a flamethrower and a gun with plenty of ammo.

Ann's a goner; leave her.

*holds file folder of Ann Larimer art; tears up*

HAHAHahahahahaha.

[jood.livejournal.com]

*enthusiastic thumbs-up*

Well played. Huzzah.

Re: HAHAHahahahahaha.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

bairnds brazinds

[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

Uh oh. I don't think a tetanus shot is going to cover this, Ann. You'd take the rest of the day off if you had half a brain.

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

LOL Awesome!

[oohasparklie.livejournal.com]

Dude, what the hell?! Though I'm sure that's what you were wondering. You handled it well, though. I would have punched him in the freaking eye. Are you going to try to get his info in case anything happens with that bite?

[oohasparklie.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well that's what I get for having a less-than-quirky sense of humor and not reading comments. You're kind of an asshole. LOL

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

:D

[pandoras-closet.livejournal.com]

Why hasn't this been metaqouted yet?

[darthtall.livejournal.com]

BRAAAAAAAAINS.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go kill Phillip.