(move along, Alex)

[phosfate]

Title: Drabble: Tacked to the Fridge
Warnings: Unbelievably childish
Summary: Unbelievably childish
Rating: Unbelievably childish
Word Count: 100
Author's Note: I am so very, very sorry.



Euphemisms for Sex that Danny Butterman is Never, Ever Allowed to Use Again:


Cuddling the monkey

Going on the bouncy castle

Nipping down the shop for a quick Cornetto

Lighting up the roof

Taking the swan into custody

Firing your gun in the air and going ahhh

Ramming the shopping trolleys

Presenting the Baton of Honor

Misplacing one's helmet and paying a penalty

Churning the butter

Really, anything employing the word "churn."

Or any variant or conjugation of the word "churn."

I can't emphasize this strongly enough: "churn" is right out.

As is the word "butter." Especially as a verb.

Comments

[almostnever.livejournal.com]

Hee! That's fun.

[brouhaha.livejournal.com]

*DED*

[oddrid.livejournal.com]

CHURNING THE BUTTER ♥

[kosher-jenny.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[some-stars.livejournal.com]

*screeching*

GOD, i keep forgetting to leave feedback, but--I have LOVED all your Hot Fuzz stories. LOVED WILDLY, including the one where I immediately said to brouhaha, "OH GOD, THESE ARE SO AWESOME, I HOPE SHE DOES A HOT FUZZ PLUSHIE" and the very next post--well, yes. ANYWAY. They're goddamn fantastic, they are. *APPLAUSE*







butter

[spockmonkey.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! *is ded*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Oh, crap.

*nudges body w/toe*

Um...KELL?

[very-improbable.livejournal.com]

Note to self: Do not check friendslist in library. I think I may have injured myself attempting not to make inappropriate snerfing noises.

hee hee hee hee hee i loves you hee hee hee hee

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Cracking the Ginger Nut

Getting impaled on your Model Village

Keanu Reeves

I am fond of you also, ma'am.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*fucking dies laughing* You are made of tofu and win.

Re: I am fond of you also, ma'am.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

*glomps*

One thing I'm confused about...when Danny says "nipping down to the shop for a quick Cornetto"...but why would Danny want a Cornetto?

...

Ooooooooooohhhh, now I get it!

*sigh*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

It's a metaphorical shop. Or something.

[wolfy-writing.livejournal.com]

"Firing your gun in the air and going ahhh"

I will never be able to look at that scene again. Or Point Break. Or any similar scene ever!

Thank you.

[viciouscats.livejournal.com]

Eeee! This is hysterical. :)

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

*sporfle* !
churn

[timberwolfoz.livejournal.com]

*chortlesnickerguffaw*

Presenting the Baton of Honor

"A policeman from Tottenham Junction
Lost the use of his sexual function.
For the rest of his life
He deceived his good wife
By the dexterous use of his truncheon."

Well, not quite, but close. *ahem*





churn!