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[phosfate]

What can make a squirrel stoned off his, er, nut?

See, there was this squirrel out in the yard the other day. And he was...first he was on his back, playing with this sproingy sproingy bit of tree shoot. Then he jumped on it and pinned it to the ground. Then he leaped up, ran to the other tree, ricocheted off the trunk, and ran back to pin the sproingy sproingy tree shoot again.

Then he saw a robin a few feet away, and stalked it, like a cat.

Then he want back to the sproingy sproingy tree shoot.

Then I went inside because it was a hunnerd degrees out.

Comments

[cimness.livejournal.com]

I think I love that squirrel. But not as much as the Finnish chocolic one. Substance-abusing rodents FTW!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

chocoholic. Geez.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

There's a candy shop here where you can get chocolate squirrels.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

...ew?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Eh. It could be better chocolate.

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

There's a loony squirrel like that at MSU, too. Maybe they are cousins?

[hawkmoth.livejournal.com]

What can make a squirrel stoned off his, er, nut?

I dunno, did someone throw out ergot-laced rye bread?

[bodhibird.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's a really young squirrel who hasn't gotten all serious about Winter yet?

[jood.livejournal.com]

If there was a sproingy sproingy tree root in my office, I'd be jumping on it throughout the day too. That sounds like fun.

[ginnytonnick.livejournal.com]

Hahaha.

Your post was just under this one (http://banshee.livejournal.com/677315.html).

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

What in heck is going on in Squirrelvania?

[ginnytonnick.livejournal.com]

The heat is making them crazy. I wouldn't go out dressed in anything nut-colored. You might get mugged.

[ymfaery]

Maybe it had a party with some fermented fruit.