your headline of the day.

[phosfate]

"Merv Griffin was gay"

--tvtattle.com

Also: "Survey: Pacific Ocean wet," "Atmosphere contains substantial percentage of oxygen, gov't scientists claim," and "Horseys are nice."

Comments

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

This just in...a bear shits in the woods. Yes, you heard that right, bears shit in the woods.

[hooverdam.livejournal.com]

This will really blow your mind.

Shocked, shock I say!

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Oh, who would have seen that coming?

[jood.livejournal.com]

HAHAhahahahahahahaha.

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

...AND married. And they're adopting a baby lion cub and naming him Siegfried Junior.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

McClane Robocop Siegfried Junior.

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

Now tell us the one about how the sky is blue.

[ymfaery]

...

Is that Timothy Dalton in your mood icon? O_oa

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Possibly.