a text conversation between a best buy store and the canadian wilds

[phosfate]

Me: "Shark Swarm" may be the greatest movie title ever.

John: "Laser Shark Swarm."

Comments

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Laser Shark Swarm = as good as Snakes on a Plane

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I added the video cover. It looks like the Citizen Kane of swarming aquatic predator movies.

[aberrant1.livejournal.com]

Kung-Fu Shark Swarm

[ashenmote.livejournal.com]

I imagine a laser shark swarm would face a lot of losses from friendly fire.

Unless they have laser-repelling skin.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Damn.

[ashenmote.livejournal.com]

*squints*
..is that a human-size manikin in the water with the shark swarm?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

It might be easier to evolve skin that absorbs laser fire harmlessly.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I think it's Daryl Hannah from the back. Or John Schneider's lost a lot of weight.

[smuu.livejournal.com]

Oh man, that looks awesome. Have you watched it yet?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Naw, I didn't get it. _{I'm scared of sharks.}

[shiba-inu.livejournal.com]

Keyser Soze Shark Swarm.

You know -- the shark that mommy and daddy shark tell the little sharks about to keep them from doing whatever it is that sharks think is bad...

[ide-cyan.livejournal.com]

You mean this?

[shiba-inu.livejournal.com]

Jesus!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Mother of God!

[ide-cyan.livejournal.com]

Cthulhu!

[claudiall.livejournal.com]

"Lase Shark Swarm in the Planet of the Exploding Ninjas"

[aberrant1.livejournal.com]

I would so totally watch that.

[fictionbya.livejournal.com]

Shark Swarm of the Living Dead

also, I really hope you bought that movie.

[fictionbya.livejournal.com]

OMFG!!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Nah. It could never live up to the cover.

[fictionbya.livejournal.com]

I just googled it and it was a Hallmark Channel movie. WTF? I thought the Hallmark Channel was all re-runs of 7th Heaven, Touched by an Angel, and various movies with titles like "Love's Long Lasting Legacy."

[pandonkey.livejournal.com]

...Dude.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

I would totally pay two bucks for that movie.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

It's okay to have movies about deadly predators, as long as John Schneider, Della Reese, or a member of the Cyrus family is in it.

"Love's Frenzied Shark Swarm."

"Touched by a Shark Swarm."