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[phosfate]

Wait. Jesse Helms died?

And I missed it?

Damn!

I don't believe in hell, but I hope nobody ever sits next to you at lunch in heaven, you vile, hateful fuck.

Comments

I was not aware of this.

[aberrant1.livejournal.com]

I don't know how I missed it, either. But, belatedly, I have to say I hate to hear of anyone's death, but I don't wish ill on anyone but the world is better off without him I know it's wrong but I

Oh, fuck it. Woohoo!

Re: I was not aware of this.

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

I could never have put it this well. Thank you! Woohoo!

[nerdork.livejournal.com]

Nicely put!

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

Like Ronald Reagan, he had dementia in the last few years of his life and had to go into assisted care. He behaved and spoke as if he had dementia all his life, IMO.

[feminesque.livejournal.com]

I had no idea who this guy was so I went off to wikipedia. The first four lines of his biography are plenty for me to nod emphatically in agreement. What kind of nasty pastie opposes food stamps for god's sake, nevermind the rest of his disgusting political stances.

FOOD STAMPS. The hell?

[angrylemur.livejournal.com]

I don't believe in hell either, but I'm willing to pretend for a few minutes just to savour the mental image of him frying there.

I suspect this sort of thing must be why some people do believe in hell.

[kissoflife.livejournal.com]

Sing it, sistah.

[heykidzcomix.livejournal.com]

Hey, at least he died in a home. Suffering from dementia. Probably with poopie pants.

\∞/

[bodhibird.livejournal.com]

Become a Buddhist and you can entertain visions of his rebirth as a poor black lesbian with frustrated artistic ambitions.

Of course, that would make the Baby Buddha cry if you did, but hey, it could happen.

[chalcedony.livejournal.com]

Yes, he died very early Friday morning. Didn't you see the fireworks? There were celebrations all over the country. ;)

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

LOL You rock.

[aberrant1.livejournal.com]

Well, damn! I knew I should've bought some fireworks at one of the four gazillion stands around here. Nobody would've known what I was celebrating, but oh well.

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

I totally didn't know, either. *So* much more fun to read it here, where no one is smarmily respectful of the bastard, and every comment is a gem.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

If there's an afterlife, I bet his karmic comeuppance will be highly entertaining. And for that reason alone, I hope there is an afterlife.

If he thought a North Carolina summer was hot...

[viedma.livejournal.com]

...where he's headed to? Lot hotter. Enjoy, Satan!