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Nov. 27th, 2001 08:54 amMy dumbass cousin, let's call him Dudley, was smoking in bed yesterday. He fell asleep, set fire to his parents' house, sent his mom (my not terribly beloved Aunt Petunia) to the burn ward in critical condition, and died. Uncle Vernon (who escaped to the front lawn) is down to one lung, and is not supposed to be near smoke, but they smoke in his house anyway. They had a smoke detector, but the batteries had been removed, doubtless because the noise of it going off whenever somebody lit up disturbed Petunia's tender ears.
If there's a moral here other than "don't be a fucking moron," I'm damned if I can find it.
If there's a moral here other than "don't be a fucking moron," I'm damned if I can find it.
Re: ::::Sighs::::
Date: 2001-11-27 11:38 am (UTC)