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[phosfate]

The thaw...the temperature hit 65 today, and that's what saved us.

Everyone listen: Slankets cannot tolerate the heat. It will destroy them.

If you own a slanket, put it in your oven, set to broil, or trick it into taking a hot bath.

Comments

[hooverdam.livejournal.com]

Turns out playing Slim Whitman records also does the trick

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

We're due to get our second major flood in five months thanks to the rising temperatures + blizzard and ice storm runoff + projected three-inch rainfall this weekend. AWESOME.

[sanity-cheque.livejournal.com]

Don't be afraid of the slankets...they only want to help you stay warm... blissfully warm....

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Handle your slankets with SMITTENS!

[joandarck.livejournal.com]

I finally gave in and googled slanket. All this time I thought you were talking about a videogame!

[wolfy-writing.livejournal.com]

I thought we were having another apocalypse. You know, like the thing with the zombies and that weird hole in the sky? Only with some sort of monster called slankets.

[joandarck.livejournal.com]

If we had a weird-monster apocalypse, I'm sure annlarimer would be the first to know!