and now my teeth

[phosfate]

The Downtown Lincoln Association, as a courtesy to pedestrians, has installed random patches of invisible ice on our sidewalks.

I fell. However, my ass heroically leaped between me and the pavement and saved me.

I will never forget you, my bouncy friend. Never.

Comments

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

...and then the sidewalk blew up.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

"Everything's gonna be fine, ass. Everything will be just fine." ;_;

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

I was very touched by that bit when you placed your hand on your ass check for comfort...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I...I don't like to talk about it. I get choked up.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Make sure Nicholas runs over and falls on you, just like he did to Danny in the movie. >.>

*ties pillow to your rear end*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

"Nick...Nicholas..."
"Yes, Danny, what is it, oh god I'm here!"
"You...I..."
"Oh Danny, I feel the same way."
"Your knee...is on my chest."
"Oh. Uh, sorry."

[jume.livejournal.com]

Time to lace up the cleats?

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Hokey Smokes!
I was taking a big swig of water while reading your post and *sporfle!*
I think I just need to put plastic over my keyboard whenever I ready your stuff, even the casual stuff -- 'cause I never know.
I hope your amazing heroic ass gets the pampering it deserves after saving you. ;p

Seriously, *gentle pat pat pat* That's scary biz, I hope you really are okay!
(re-edited twice for fumduckery on my part, I've apparently lost some brain cells somewhere *annoyed sigh*)

[cybertardis.livejournal.com]

As if we needed an excuse to admire your ass!

[kirbyfest.livejournal.com]

Seriously. It's all we talk about anyway.

[dana-kujan.livejournal.com]

The wonderful thing about tiggers...

Glad you didn't break!