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Man across the aisle from me on the bus last night had a gallon jug of 2% milk. He drank half of it.

This morning's ride featured an old blind guy who was apparently suffering from dementia or hallucinations. He turned to the empty space next to him, and said: "What's with the goddamn coughing? Jesus!" Indeed, sir.

Really, only a tiny portion of the riders are visibly insane, but they do stand out in the memory. Guy last week told me a story about how the snipers in the trees in Woods Park would take him out if they got the chance. "Just like my ex-wives. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I guess you had to be there.

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Date: 2009-05-06 05:44 pm (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (break stuff)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
Were you very angry, then?

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Date: 2009-05-06 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] viedma.livejournal.com
Yes, because I'd asked someone to pick me up a gallon of milk and the fucker drank half of it before I even got a taste.

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Date: 2009-05-06 06:37 pm (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (BWAHAHAHA by iconoclast)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
*pounds on desk, crying with laughter*

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