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[phosfate]

It must be me! It must be my fault! Me, with my shrewish way of calling him every two or three days and asking how my car is in that nagging tone! Oh, curse my harpy-like temperament! Why can I not be kind and logical and patient???

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[ashenmote.livejournal.com]

All I know is I can't watch any version of Where the Hell is Matt, or listen to any of the music used in the videos, without thinking of your poor car.

That is unfortunate because the music is on my MP3 player right now, and it has space for, like, 30 songs.

[dr-tectonic.livejournal.com]

Right.

*fires up ye olde Earthquake Projector Ray*

You wouldn't happen to know the exact latitude and longitude of Matt's shop, would you?

...

Wait. Your car's still there, isn't it?

DAMMIT!

[alpha-orionis-v.livejournal.com]

I say we just send an army of henchmen over to scare him into working on it.

Might actually work better

[susanmgarrett.livejournal.com]

. . . . if we send the henchmen to work on the car.

Re: Might actually work better

[alpha-orionis-v.livejournal.com]

And the henchmen could probably add a few optional extras to it, like a jet engine.

Re: Might actually work better

[susanmgarrett.livejournal.com]

You mean, ANOTHER jet engine.

Might as well have them fix the ejector seat while they're at it. And the scone butterer has been broken for months!

Re: Might actually work better

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I disconnected the scone butterer. You were getting Land-O-Lakes all over my ride.

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

Just FYI, I'm totally shipping you/Matt right now. All the UST, it's just on fire. I think he wants you to go storming down there.

[amanda-now.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA, this comment actual made me laugh quite a bit.

[kirbyfest.livejournal.com]

Seriously? HE is giving YOU attitude?

Jaysus.

Can you take your car elsewhere?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Nonono. Or at least his affect is so low that if he were, I'd have no idea.

[kissoflife.livejournal.com]

If he were Jaysus??
Yeah, yank it out of there, I'm thinking. Set up AAA towing or something. grr.

[averysmallthing.livejournal.com]

By the by, the icon you're using is how I picture you look in real life.

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Pft. I'd've been shrieking at Matt like a Skeksis on a Gelfling binge after the second delay. You have been the poster child of patience. Matt is obviously a closet masochist and is getting off on the verbal abuse, thus keeping your car longer to engender more of it. Oh, yeah. time to rain down the flying monkeys and rabid squirrels on his pantomime-horse-wearing arse.

Oh, yeah, and Skeeter, at least one cranky hamster for him, too. Hmf.

[dr-tectonic.livejournal.com]

shrieking like a Skeksis on a Gelfling binge

That, my friend, is one evocative turn of phrase. Well done!

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

*curtseys* thenkyew thenkyew, sir.