your headline of the day.

[phosfate]

Jeff Goldblum denies he's dead

--tvtattle.com

Comments

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

But did he deny it on Twitter?

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

The best thing I've read all day. Or maybe my entire life.

[laughingacademy.livejournal.com]

Did anyone else watch Goldblum eulogize himself on Colbert Report last night? Fried comedy gold.

[wolfy-writing.livejournal.com]

I did! I was going to point out that he did, in fact, admit to being dead. Which supports the Zombie Goldblum theory.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Jeff, no! ;_;

[marlo.livejournal.com]

"I think I'll go for a walk!"
"You're not fooling anyone, you know."

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Did Jeff climb back off the cart?

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Hrm. But can we trust him?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Something to hide, Jeff Goldblum?

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Is it Jeff Goldblum or is it.......... ZOMBIE!JEFF GOLDBLUM???

*gasp!*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Ah...y'know, those things, what are they, ah, ah, ah, brains!

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

Now I've got the "Not dead yet" song from Spamalot in my head.

[feminesque.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahah!