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[phosfate]

IS CANCER HAVING SEX WITH BRITAIN'S SWANS?
HAVE FERAL CHILDREN KILLED THE MEMORY OF DIANA?
IS THE NANNY STATE INFECTING YOUR MORTGAGE WITH AIDS?


The Daily Mail headline generator:
http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

Comments

HAHahahaha.

[jood.livejournal.com]

WILL THE P.C. BRIGADE TURN BRITISH JUSTICE GAY?


OMGEDIT: COULD THE FRENCH GIVE YOU CANCER?

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

IS YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL BURGLING THE CHURCH?
COULD IMMIGRANTS STEAL FROM CLIFF RICHARD?
WILL SINGLE MOTHERS IMPREGNATE PROPERTY PRICES?

"Burgling" is such an awesome word.

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

HAVE IMMIGRANTS MOLESTED BRITAIN'S FARMERS?
ARE LESBIANS HAVING SEX WITH TAXPAYERS' MONEY?
ARE THE UNEMPLOYED GIVING YOUR PENSION CANCER?

There needs to be a Fox News version, stat.

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

There needs to be a Fox News version, stat.

Holy crap, YES.

[jood.livejournal.com]

I keep trying to write a few, but they all end up coming out, "LEFT-WING MEDIA HURR HURR HURR."

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

I think we *all* know the answer to this one!!!

ARE FERAL CHILDREN GIVING THE QUEEN SWINE FLU?

[kirbyfest.livejournal.com]

IS THE LOONY LEFT MAKING COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY OBESE?

COULD POLITICAL CORRECTNESS STEAL THE IDENTITY OF ENGLAND?

[darthfi.livejournal.com]

My all-time favourite from them: ARE GAY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS GIVING OUR CHILDREN CANCER?

[oddrid.livejournal.com]

OH GOD I LOL'D

oh god the daily mail

oh god

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I used to buy the British papers whenever I passed through O'Hare. They were all mildly insane, but the Mail was on its own planet.

[kosher-jenny.livejournal.com]

IS THE EURO HAVING SEX WITH COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

COULD FEMINISM GIVE THE MIDDLE CLASS DIABETES?

WILL FERAL CHILDREN MAKE DRIVERS IMPOTENT?

This is great!