"Oh, you bought the wrong paper, Annie, I can't write on this paper, Annie!"

[phosfate]

Can I just mention here that I really don't want any of you chained up in my basement? Thx.

Comments

[crantz.livejournal.com]

You'd be trying to sleep and there'd be all the 'FEED US, PLEASE FEED US'

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

NO FOOD UNTIL YOU FINISH THE RICK ASTLEY/TOM JONES VORE FIC!

[lots42.livejournal.com]

"Never going to throw you up..."

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Win.

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

Possibly, but how do you feel about kinbaku?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I'd give it a go.

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

...harder to write that way...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

You'd probably want to dictate.

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

*thinks dirty thoughts*

Oh, wait. You wanted a comedy?

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

.....what meme is this? I clearly missed it.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

"Out of curiosity, if I was chained up in your attic/study/basement/library/secret lair, and I had to write you one story, what would you demand? Or alternatively, what's something you always hoped I'd write but know is never going to happen?"

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

..............I'd rather bribe someone with delicious candy to write me something instead, but, I guess we all need a hobby and the pigs all need a severed foot.

[narlyenatvanya.livejournal.com]

What if I just take over your house one day? Would that be okay?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

You can try. >.>

[narlyenatvanya.livejournal.com]

*TOTALLY TAKES OVER YOUR HOUSE*

*turns it into a fairy tale castle* :D

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*looks around*

I'm good with it.

[narlyenatvanya.livejournal.com]

:D I thought you would be. Now I get to rule as high princess!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Hina...where's the fridge? The kitchen is full of rainbow unimagpenguins.

[narlyenatvanya.livejournal.com]

These are better than food! We don't need food. Princesses feed on rainbows and light!

[twigcollins.livejournal.com]

... but I smell like sugar cookies.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Then hang out in the kitchen so it makes me look productive.

[wolfy-writing.livejournal.com]

Aw, I bet you have a nice basement!

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

But don't you love us?

[snacky]

BROCKTOON!

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Heeeey, who gets chains? It's these old leather cuffs all this time and you had chains? *pout*

Oh, btw, the rats want their own room now, thought you should know.

And the bucket's full. *Points at biggest rat* It was him!

[cakemage.livejournal.com]

Good to know.

[ambelies.livejournal.com]

Good to know??

[dr-tectonic.livejournal.com]

You really don't. I would be so whiny.

Mostly about the fact that your seekrit lair is better-furnished than mine...

[kirbyfest.livejournal.com]

Well, that screws up my holiday plans.

[soda-and-capes.livejournal.com]

PITY.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Bobby has issues with your problems.

[txvoodoo.livejournal.com]

I love this whole thread.

[risha]

You are too good to us.

[ymfaery]

Do you even have a basement, much less one with chains?

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I appreciate that.

If I'm ever in your home, I shall bake for you in thanks for not being chained in your basement.