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Did you know it is possible for a door to get so hot that it swells shut? I sure didn't!

I can't open my front door. I learned this yesterday after yanking on the knob so hard that now my entire left side hurts if I inhale too deeply. The day has been punctuated by random screams as I perform tasks such as opening envelopes, throwing a bit of paper into a wastebasket, or putting on a cardigan.

At least nobody can break in.

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Date: 2011-08-04 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ramalama.livejournal.com
I did know that. Sounds like you might have sprained your solar plexus. (IANAD) A little salve will buff that right out. (NSIANAD)

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Date: 2011-08-04 05:27 pm (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (AHAHAHAHAHA by _sciocco)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
:D That's not where the solar plexus is. DRYANAD.

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