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[phosfate]

Thanks for giving me the Kate Gosselin haircut, ma'am. Thank you so bloody much.

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[ramalama.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAGH SHAVE IT OFF!

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

Dye it blue

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

Fortunately, hat season is fast approaching...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I've just realized that she somehow completely neglected to give me a hand mirror so I could see the back.

Strange, that.

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

There seems to be a consensus amongst hairdressers that every woman over age thirty not only wants but requires the Kate Gosselin haircut, which is why I will never have short hair again as long as I live.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking she fucked up. Because "take an inch off" does not translate to "make it impossible for me to put my hair into a ponytail for the foreseeable future."

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

IIRC how long your hair was then an inch off = skimming the shoulders, right? Damn, did she fuck up.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Yup. Collarbone length in front. In the back, it is the length of the...neck knob thing. Usually they give me a nice bouncy cut.

[aberrant1.livejournal.com]

Hm. I'm over thirty... I already usually cut my own hair, but maybe I better start doing it every time.

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

I... was not aware that was what it was. I've been happily calling it the Claudia Donovan haircut. And will continue to do so, because... um, yeah.

(I realize this doesn't help Ann any.)

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

If it helps, I can't picture you with a Kate Gosselin hair cut.

I vote with goddessdster and dye it blue.

[ymfaery]

..I actually have no clue how Kate Gosselin looks like now, much less her haircut.

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear. I can't picture that. Which is no doubt a good thing.

Let me share with you my dad's words of wisdom (which really work better for guys with, say, crew cuts, but wtf):

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut? Two weeks. (This is more like 6-8 weeks for women, which makes it not so cheery.)

[cakemage.livejournal.com]

Ouch. Well, at least it'll grow out. Y'know, eventually.

[kirbyfest.livejournal.com]

Blue. Definitely blue.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Or you can put tons of hairspray in it and wear it like Flock of Seagulls band members.

:D