what did we learn on Amazon today?

[phosfate]

Anyone who uses the phrase, "Now, I'm no Holmes purist" in a review of anything Sherlock Holmes is about to completely lose their shit over some perceived crime against Conan Doyle, Holmes, the readers, or humanity committed by the work reviewed.

Comments

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

Would that make his sperm his little Baker Street Irregulars?

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

Please expect your shiny new Internet to be delivered in 2-4 weeks. :-D