in which anita or possibly laura fails a turing test

[phosfate]

Anita: heya.
me: Hullo?
Anita: hey there im laura 23 female from ny. you?
me: I am only one of those things. Have we met, Anita?
Anita: oh cool! im sooooo bored.. i feel like getting on my cam. do you want to watch?
me: I think you have mistaken me for someone else, Anita.
Anita: k well my webcam is linked through this website so that i can not be recorded.
so you will have to sign up there. is that ok?
me: Anita, seriously, you are totally barking up the wrong tree.
Anita: k its really easy. just go here http://notarealurl and click on the goldish JOIN FREE button at the top and fill out your info. k?
me: No. I cannot emphasize that strongly enough: no.
Anita: also it will ask for a credit card when u signup but its just to make sure your over 18. it dosent charge it.
me: Perhaps one of your school friends might be interested?
Anita: cant let the kids see my boobies. hehe.
me: Or your dad? You are really skeeving me, Anita.
Anita: hurry up babe i wanna have some fun. if you know what i mean
me: Not really, no.
Anita: lets talk on the site when you get signed up. my messenger is messing up here.
me: Are you a robot, Anita? Just curious. In any case, it's been lovely chatting with you, I guess, but I fear I am taking up too much of your time.
1:55 PM You have blocked Anita. You can no longer see each other online or chat together. Unblock Anita

Comments

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

Either a robot or a VERY determined exhibitionist.

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

Oh God--you get pestered even after you block them. *headdesk*

I hope i never come across "Anita" and her little robot classmates.

[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

So sad when robots are forced into this kind of work just to put ones and zeroes on the table.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I know some robots find it empowering, but...I really can't deal.

[saffronhouse.livejournal.com]

And so it ends, not with a bang but a "hehe."

[wolfy-writing.livejournal.com]

You realize this was your chance to get a sexy robot girlfriend and you missed it, right?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

A sexy robot girlfriend is no good if she's rock stupid.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Online, no one knows that you just aren't interested. Apparently, no matter how hard you try.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

It was like a little chunk of Worldcon in my Gmail.

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

At least your exchange passed the Bechdel Test.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

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