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[phosfate]

Well great. I was nearly hit by a truck.

My last words would have been a very cross, "Judas PRIEST!"

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[spiralsheep]

I'm glad you're alive, obv (but you might never get a better opportunity for memorable last words).

[phosfate]

Honestly, my money has always been on, "Guys. Guys. Guys. Watch me."

[spiralsheep]

Ouch, especially if they're filming with their phones. Imagine literally ending up on youtube.

[phosfate]

Or, worse, "Goddammit, I forgot to press start!"

[wolfy_writing]

...if it's going to be your last words, not quite swearing isn't the direction I'd go.

[phosfate]

It's all in the delivery.

[nonelvis]

D: Glad you're okay, although as last words go, you could have done a lot worse.

[phosfate]

"Either this wallpaper goes or I do" just didn't fit the situation, alas.

[ymfaery]

Yay for Not Dead!

Not sure I want to encourage you to have a better opportunity for last words, though. >.>a

[phosfate]

I was starting to freak out a bit but somebody brought us shot glasses full of chocolate mousse left over from what must have been a really good meeting.

[ymfaery]

Oooooh, chocolate mousse. Yummy.

[phosfate]

I also took a valium, and I think the drug and the sugar hit at about the same time. I love everyone in this club.

[chalcedony]

I'm just glad that you're okay! Chocolate and valium ... mmmmmm.

[duchess_webb]

I'm glad you are ok. That nearly happened to me a couple of months ago.

[crantz]

I would have, of course, thrown myself into your grave screaming 'TAKE ME INSTEAD, GOD'

[phosfate]

It's cute that you think I'd get a burial.

[kirbyfest]

I'm figuring you'd just get thrown in the forest for nature to take its course.

(Glad that's not happening yet.)

[phosfate]

In the immortal words of Lou Grant, just stand me out in the garbage with my hat on.

[kirbyfest]

Lou Grant is always spot on.

[crantz]

They don't actually tip people into ditches and go 'so much for that' outside of warren ellis comics.

[phosfate]

So much to learn, John. So much to learn.

[loafing_oaf]

Joining the chorus of yay not dead! Also, wow you post here? I may actually have to remember to log in occasionally.

[ashenmote]

I hear we get bigger and heavier trucks in the EU now.

And I'm glad you escaped that one.

[phosfate]

This wasn't even a proper truck. It was a pickup truck belonging to a very small woman in scrubs. And she drives like a maniac through the parking lot of the school for the visually impaired, across from my house. XD

[ashenmote]

That does sound a bit reckless, and perhaps murderous.