It's Ann's first Good Omens fic!

[phosfate]

The Point Where the Oviposition Fic Went Horribly Wrong (381 words) by Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: mention of snake babies, Mention of pregnancy, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley Has A Vulva (Good Omens), Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens), Literally Crowley is a mess (Good Omens), Oviposition, the aristocrats!, The Author Regrets Nothing, The Author Regrets Everything, Not Vegan, Don't Try This At Home, Don't try this anywhere, Just don't try this, Violence against eggs
Summary:

I...can't even. Does what it says on the tin. Crit is love.

Comments

The Reader Regrets Everything too

[dr_tectonic]

OMIGOD WHAT DID I JUST PUT IN MY EYES???

Hilarious. Spot-on with voices and characterization. Absolutely appalling.

(Although frankly, I think the thing I find most distressing is learning that this is apparently a THING in the fandom!?)

It does indeed do exactly what it says on the tin. And I have wracked my brains but am unable to think of any way it could be more horrifying without crossing over the line into seriously unfunny territory.

So good (for a suitably contextual value of that word) work!

[wolfy_writing]

That is truly amazing! And also I feel you when it comes to writing in coffee shops.