more dogs

Mother's Day, and one or more member of the Omaha contingent were supposed to come visit. I went out for a bit (urgent mission for Post-It page markers) because that always makes visitors arrive more quickly. Came back to see Donnie's Truckasaurus in the drive, went in the front door, was greeted by a fucking enormous Labrador doing a just-to-be-on-the-safe-side don't-fuck-with-me bellow. I've never seen a dog hold a note that long.

She's Donnie's dog Jenny, and she's pretty swell. Well-behaved, likes attention, made entirel of muscle - sort of like if Xena was a dog. Has an unfortunate tendency to shed wiry pubic hair, but that's, y'know, God's fault.

Stupid bastard God.