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[phosfate]

Mother's Day, and one or more member of the Omaha contingent were supposed to come visit. I went out for a bit (urgent mission for Post-It page markers) because that always makes visitors arrive more quickly. Came back to see Donnie's Truckasaurus in the drive, went in the front door, was greeted by a fucking enormous Labrador doing a just-to-be-on-the-safe-side don't-fuck-with-me bellow. I've never seen a dog hold a note that long.

She's Donnie's dog Jenny, and she's pretty swell. Well-behaved, likes attention, made entirel of muscle - sort of like if Xena was a dog. Has an unfortunate tendency to shed wiry pubic hair, but that's, y'know, God's fault.

Stupid bastard God.

Comments

[bratbitch.livejournal.com]

lol

you know how cool it is that everyone on my friends list has written about Mother's Day in a way which is so totally unique and refreshing and utterly *them*??

~~totally cool~~ is how cool :>

*snickers about dog public hairs however*

[bratbitch.livejournal.com]

hehehe

whoopsies... those damned public pubic hairs...

*looks sheepish*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

For Jenny, every hair is both pubic and public. Wiry little things, Labradors.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeee! I figured a detailed description of watching someone else open her presents, however entertaining we found it at the time, would be of interest to any other human being on the planet.

Not until or unless one of the participants pulled a gun or something.