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[phosfate]

Mother's Day, and one or more member of the Omaha contingent were supposed to come visit. I went out for a bit (urgent mission for Post-It page markers) because that always makes visitors arrive more quickly. Came back to see Donnie's Truckasaurus in the drive, went in the front door, was greeted by a fucking enormous Labrador doing a just-to-be-on-the-safe-side don't-fuck-with-me bellow. I've never seen a dog hold a note that long.

She's Donnie's dog Jenny, and she's pretty swell. Well-behaved, likes attention, made entirel of muscle - sort of like if Xena was a dog. Has an unfortunate tendency to shed wiry pubic hair, but that's, y'know, God's fault.

Stupid bastard God.

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[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeee! I figured a detailed description of watching someone else open her presents, however entertaining we found it at the time, would be of interest to any other human being on the planet.

Not until or unless one of the participants pulled a gun or something.