archaeologist tired of unearthing ancient unspeakable evils

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Very cool dream last night about The Adventurers Club. Pamelia Perkins kept 'accidentally' clocking me with a box of artifacts she was carrying. Woke up giggling, until I realized it was 7:00 in the goddamn a.m. and I was destined for yet another day in which I was not an heiress.

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:: hides ::

rodental update

Mouse was discovered this morning in Legal's icebox,* after making his way in through a ventilation or power cord hole and a bit of determined chewing. Conflicting reports have the creature dead, on the run, or released into the wild.

UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: It has been confirmed that the alleged rodent was placed alive into a plastic bag, carried to the groud floor, and released onto Centennial Mall.

*Refrigerator for those outside the midwest or under 30.

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Has anyone read Cheese Monkeys by Chip Kidd? Opinions?

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A last-minute check of our icebox reveals a complete absence of mammalian vermin. Except what's leftover from Marny's lunch, of course.