old oliphaunt am i

Sam's Oliphaunt from The Two Towers. The scan is truly heinous due to paper size issues - in real life, for example, the reds are quite bright and the trunk is all blue 'n junk. Animal design is a tarted-up version of the elephant in the Aberdeen Bestiary. Watercolor, with gold acrylic.

dragon

Once again, he's just too damn big for the scanner and there are balance issues (the blue is REALLY BRIGHT in person). Watercolor, gold acrylic, a little Eagle Verithin colored pencil.

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I am Catreece!
I took the catgirl test by Meeki
Click here to take the test!
Ann adds: Visit Catrice and her friends online at http://www.tavicat.com

the new adventurers club mug

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The Yakoose Head.
Dear God.

canadian snack foods

http://www.brunching.com/ratings/canadiansnacks.html

I take exception, however, to the reviewer's remarks about Aero bars. They're lovely.

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Here's the thing they had at Disney World where you can get designer m&ms in Fiestaware colors. Teal and grey are particularly disturbing in real life.

goodnight pilot's wife

Took Mom to B&N for a baby present for some baby she met somewhere. She was excited because there's something new out by whoever wrote The Pilot's Wife. But she couldn't remember the title since she'd only seen the book five minutes before.

"Bride of the Pilot's Wife?"
"No."
"Revenge of the Pilot's Wife?"
"No."
"The Pilot's Wife Has Risen From the Grave?"
"No."
"Abbott and Costello Meet the Pilot's Wife?"
"No. It's by the same author. It's nothing to do with the Pilot's Wife."
"Scream, Pilot's Wife, Scream?"
"No!"
"Beneath the Planet of the Pilot's Wife?"
"No. Shut up."
"The Pilot's Wife and the Goblet of Fire?"
"No, damn it."
"The Pilot's Wife Rises Again?"
"No!"
"Bring Me the Head of the Pilot's Wife?"
"Stop it."
"The Pilot's Wife Strikes Back?"
"No."
"The Pilot's Wife Goes to Monte Carlo?"
"No."
"Carry On Pilot's Wife?"
"I mean it, Ann!"
"Son of Pilot's Wife?"
"No! IT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PILOT'S WIFE!"
"Oh."
"It's not a sequel."
"Okay. Pilot's Wife, Orphan of Chincoteague?"
"I'm not kidding!"
"Ann Says Pilot's Wife One Too Many Times and Mom Beats the Crap Out of Her?"
"That's it!"
"Hm. Didn't see that one."

The alleged baby got Goodnight Moon and some unholy rattle/book/mirror/violet stuffed elephant hybrid.