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There are few things odder than watching Medabots while half-awake on a Sunday morning and hearing Andy Hallet's voice come out of a small, old, cartoon Asian man.

no, no, i said TOONami!

Shit! Middle-Earth is totally under water!

:: starts shoveling hole in water ::

Hang on, guys! I'm coming!

three women and a transsexual in a boat

eeeep!

Have Chomsky, Beebs, and the Dead Man in my rubber raft. Varda is now levitating us over to Valinar.

Where the hell is that?

I hope Shep is all right.

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AHHHHHHHH!!! FLYING JAMMIES MAN ON TV! MINEMINEMINE!!!

ooo...and evil jumpy clowns!

Why does something so incredibly pee-your-pants cool in person look really lame on TV?

WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Whooo! Howard Shore!

I remember 25+ years ago when he led Howard Shore and His All-Nurse Band on Saturday Night Live. (They played "St James' Infirmary.")

dear john travolta:

Please eat shit and die and get out of here with your smarmy xenophobic dumbass smarmy smarm. You smarmhead.

that's it!

Shove your moment of silence up your ass, Academy, I'm getting something to eat.