I dunno. When I'm watching news footage of folks in the Middle East burning George W Jr in effigy, my first thought probably shouldn't be, "I could make a way better effigy than that! Maybe salt it with some of that colored gunpowder so it burns pretty..."
Note to self: Remember, you can be sent to prison for hitting people in the head with a club, no matter how goddamn stupid they are. And it won't make them any smarter.