Note to self: Remember, you can be sent to prison for hitting people in the head with a club, no matter how goddamn stupid they are. And it won't make them any smarter.
Of course, it could be argued that if you do this enough, it would make the human species as a whole eventually smarter - call it natural selection, if you will. I call it Intellectual Vigilantism, and I will someday be running for President with that as my platform. It will work out beautifully, because all the smart people will rise up and bludgeon those who would vote for the stupid opposition, and I will win by a landslide of the approximately 35 intelligent people left in America who vote.
well certainly narcotic cookies would explain the BEEP BEEP BEEPing! gee, now there's a question: do i want narcotic cookies? well, if it would give me insight into the mystical beep beep beeps, then i'm game! peotie (spelling bad i know) is to spiritual visions in the dessert as doudle chocolate narcotic cookies are to beep beep beep visions? :) sign me up!
lol! clearly you've never actually tried to procure narcotics on the street before. its one of those times you want to use your quiet voice! ;) and besides i didnt say i wanted them, except if you were already on them and thats what caused one to understand the beep language. perhaps its roadrunner language, and that damn freaky bird was clearly on something!
Note to self: Remember, you can be sent to prison for hitting people in the head with a club, no matter how goddamn stupid they are. And it won't make them any smarter.
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"Devil's advocate? WHAT devil's advocate?!" *looks around innocently*
Date: 2002-10-09 09:13 pm (UTC)Join us? I can promise you a cabinet position!
Re: "Devil's advocate? WHAT devil's advocate?!" *looks around innocently*
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Date: 2002-10-09 11:34 pm (UTC)*crosses fingers*
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Date: 2002-10-10 09:41 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-10-10 10:11 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-10-10 10:18 am (UTC)(no subject)
::yell to passers-by::
HEY, HAS ANYBODY GOT ANY NARCOTICS THEY'D BE WILLING TO SELL TO MY FRIEND HERE? HE REALLY WANTS SOME NARCOTICS!
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Date: 2002-10-10 10:49 am (UTC)(no subject)
NEVER MIND! HE SAYS HE DOESN'T NEED THEM ANYMORE! YOU MAY ALL KEEP YOUR NARCOTICS!
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No; unfortunately it does not...
But that can't stop you from trying, now can it?
>:D
8-)
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